Really the guy has reached a level that only Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer have reached, and one of those guys isn't even real!
- If you are ever asked who would win in a fight between a killer whale and a great white shark the answer is always Michael Phelps.
- When tugboats can't do their job, they call Michael Phelps.
- When Chuck N. roundhouse kicked Michael Phelps in his abs, he broke his foot.
- If you look into the eye of a hurricane you will see Michael Phelps swimming.
- Sure Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.
- Newborn dolphins learn to swim by watching footage of Michael Phelps'
- Ancient Greeks used to sacrifice 100 cows to Poseidon who would then turn around and sacrifice them to Michael Phelps.
- Michael Phelps went to participate in a boat race. The officials asked him where his speedboat was. Michael Phelps just laughed.
- The tides actually change according to Michael Phelps’ training.
- As you read this Michael Phelps just broke another World Record.
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